Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I just looked at it and was going to post it was for blowing smoke up your ass. You ruined it for me with the description. Interesting that it appears you could actually blow smoke up your own ass. Of course, there was no cable, so this was probably a unique passtime for the whole family. "Well, Bobby. You're getting to be quite a little man. Why doncha just slide on over here, and blow a little smoke up dad's ass?"
     
    #11351     Jan 25, 2013
  2. I wonder if there is anything that people haven't put up their ass over the years.

    Oh look!. There's my glasses.

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    #11352     Jan 26, 2013
  3. So I went to the optometrist.

    He said "You need glasses."

    I said, "How do you know that? You didn't even examine me."

    He said, "I've seen your girlfriend."

    :D ..Ahahahaha...:D ..Aha. aha ha ha.:D
     
    #11353     Jan 26, 2013
  4. Subway is being sued over the length of their subs not being actually what they claim to be.

    No doubt by a woman.
     
    #11354     Jan 26, 2013
  5. No, this isn't about the six inch. This is a 12". The foot long isn't a foot long. If you show up bragging you've got a foot long, and it's only 11", I think you get a pass.. At least I always have.
     
    #11355     Jan 26, 2013
  6. TGregg

    TGregg

    Not a chance. Ever see these gals? They'll see a six inch sub and swear it's 12 (cuz that's what they've been told by guys)!
     
    #11356     Jan 26, 2013
  7. Imo, a pretty funny comment onthe net regarding Barry's statement on football.

    "No Obamacare for high school football players. A nation of docile low testosterone cows. Perfect to trample over. I'm pretty sure 75% of the men in the US are already owned by a strapon queen as it is."

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    A nation of low docile low testosterone cows..

    :D

    first person I thought of was our director of Homeland Security. "Janet" who can't run up a flight of stairs is protecting us. "Praise the Lord and pass the ammo."
     
    #11357     Jan 28, 2013
  8. fhl

    fhl

    I would touch almost anything with a ten foot pole.
     
    #11358     Jan 28, 2013
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Monotony is my favorite bored game.
     
    #11359     Jan 28, 2013
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Women's olympic weightlifting is one of my favorite sports.

    I love seeing their snatches.
     
    #11360     Jan 28, 2013