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It turns out the Mayan calender was really just about the end of twinkies.

 

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NORAD's Santa tracker show he's heading for Pakistan.

I wondered why at first, then I realised that the Reindeer have to shit somewhere.

 

Could someone please check on Cleveland.

They've been in the bathroom way too long.

 

I like to shop at Walmart because when I go to Target, I feel like I have to take a shower before I go there.

 

True story:

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Hey and the Fiscall Cliff hasn't even started yet !!

 

Just went to dinner. Waitress was a real cow. But it was fun tipping her.

 

I don't care if our country did have four fathers. I'm against this new type of marriage!