The greatest doctors in the land are clearly baffled as to why Hilary Clinton keeps falling over. They should check her for mad cow's disease sometime soon.
I think I'm going to have to have a drug talk with my son because the ecstasy he sold me didn't work.
I woke up late this morning, so I put Red Bull in the coffee machine instead of water. Got halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
If the Mayans had any reliable means of predicting the future, surely we would still have Mayans .....
Just for those deprived people who have never understood the game of cricket I shall briefly explain the rules. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have 2 sides one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get the side coming in out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When both sides have been in and out including the not outs then THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME Simple really