Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    I don't want to sound like a badass, but i ejected my usb drive without removing it safely.
     
    #11201     Dec 17, 2012
  2. I found a note stuck on my door from my sexy blonde neighbor, saying "I want you to come over tonight and fuck me stupid"..


    Nobody calls me names then asks for a favor.
     
    #11202     Dec 17, 2012
  3. One day a woman went for a walk in her neighborhood and came across a boy with some puppies. “Would you like a puppy? They aren’t ready for new homes quite yet, but they will be in a few weeks!”

    “Oh, they’re adorable,” the lady said. “What kind of dogs are they?”


    “These are economists.”
    “OK. I’ll tell my husband.”

    So she went home and told her husband. He was very interested to see the puppies. About a week later he came across the lad; the puppies were very active.

    “Hey, Mister. Want a puppy?”
    “I think my wife spoke with you last week. What kind of dogs are these?”
    “Oh. These are decision analysts.”
    “I thought you said last week that they were economists.”
    “Yeah, but they’ve opened their eyes since then.”
     
    #11203     Dec 17, 2012
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    Curious that this reminded me of a response I once made to you some time ago on this page:

    http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=93321&perpage=6&pagenumber=1087

    Still couldn't find the damn video. :( The net has improvements to make!
     
    #11204     Dec 17, 2012
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    New Humanoid Species

    Yes, you guessed it, it’s a new breed of young humanoid beings!

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    They are referred to as “Homoslackass-Erectus” created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause a shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

    :) :) :)
     
    #11205     Dec 18, 2012
  6. ehhh... showing your ass is just a by product of pussyfication of men. Girls always be showing they ass/ Boys are jealous. baggy pants = "I got booty".
     
    #11206     Dec 18, 2012
  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    leave your guns behind son
    don't give that boy a gun
     
    #11207     Dec 18, 2012
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    From the same page and worth repeating
     
    #11208     Dec 18, 2012
  9. Humpy

    Humpy

    How many retards does it take to run a big and important country ?

    Usually only 1 at a time

    :p
     
    #11209     Dec 18, 2012
  10. fhl

    fhl

    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

    Suddenly, Lorraine died.

    At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
     
    #11210     Dec 18, 2012