I found a note stuck on my door from my sexy blonde neighbor, saying "I want you to come over tonight and fuck me stupid".. Nobody calls me names then asks for a favor.
One day a woman went for a walk in her neighborhood and came across a boy with some puppies. âWould you like a puppy? They arenât ready for new homes quite yet, but they will be in a few weeks!â âOh, theyâre adorable,â the lady said. âWhat kind of dogs are they?â âThese are economists.â âOK. Iâll tell my husband.â So she went home and told her husband. He was very interested to see the puppies. About a week later he came across the lad; the puppies were very active. âHey, Mister. Want a puppy?â âI think my wife spoke with you last week. What kind of dogs are these?â âOh. These are decision analysts.â âI thought you said last week that they were economists.â âYeah, but theyâve opened their eyes since then.â
Curious that this reminded me of a response I once made to you some time ago on this page: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=93321&perpage=6&pagenumber=1087 Still couldn't find the damn video. The net has improvements to make!
New Humanoid Species Yes, you guessed it, itâs a new breed of young humanoid beings! They are referred to as âHomoslackass-Erectusâ created by natural genetic evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause a shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.
ehhh... showing your ass is just a by product of pussyfication of men. Girls always be showing they ass/ Boys are jealous. baggy pants = "I got booty".
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."