My wife said that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes: "Fruit of the Loom, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set"
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
"So my people will talk to your people and we'll go from there" "OK....that Sounds great" Two schizophrenics arranging a second date.
California vs. Alabama CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $800 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $900 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $7,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $500,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $10 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $350,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $50 million suit against the State, to be adjudicated over the next 10 years. ALABAMA The Governor of Alabama is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog, tries to bite the Governor. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. 3. Case closed. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Alabama is not.
All too true. You forgot to mention all those people taking the public money are croneys of the public "servants"
CALIFORNIA: Orange County in California lost two trillion in derivatives.... ALABAMA Why would I invest in somethng I can't spell?
It's good to study economics, then when you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.
It's all relative in Alabama. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ca9GuwuOVZc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>...........