Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. how in the world did you find this. :D
     
    #1111     Dec 11, 2007
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    I remember seeing it a long time ago and your comment brought back that memory. Here's another Carson Classic.

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    #1112     Dec 11, 2007
  3. I remember a skit w/betty white. She was a pisser. Carson was a cave man, and betty white a princess type.

    Now remember, this is before the days of cable. "Tarzan Johnnie" sees her, and says, "U Bangee?"

    She goes, "U Betcha!!!"

    I remember Steve Allen, Louis Nye, Don Knotts, Paar, I thought Paar was great - an acquired taste, but he was funny.
     
    #1113     Dec 11, 2007
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    How 'bout Carson with Bob Newhart - man there were so many greats. Piss in your pants funny. Never seen that with Leno.
     
    #1114     Dec 11, 2007
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    Dom Delouise

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    God, I could go all night.
     
    #1115     Dec 11, 2007
  6. It was visitor’s day at the looney bin. All the inmates were singing Ave Maria in the courtyard. Each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

    One of the visitors asks the choir director the group’s name. “Why they’re the Moron Tapanapple Choir
     
    #1116     Dec 11, 2007
  7. (Got this from my niece, geez)

    For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
    Men are like....


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    1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
    2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
    3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
    4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
    5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
    6. Men are like .....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say.
    7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
    8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature.
    9. Men are like ......Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
    11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
    12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
    13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
    Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

    You Got Served!
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    You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way for the next year . Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people in 15min

    Not into "chain letters" but my luck can always be improved...I hope there are more than 5 people reading jokes on ET, LOL.

    Don
     
    #1117     Dec 12, 2007
  8. Comment: I'm pretty sure we've had the above on ET already, but what the heck.

    Don
     
    #1118     Dec 12, 2007
  9. "Not into "chain letters" but my luck can always be improved...I hope there are more than 5 people reading jokes on ET, LOL."

    I'll read it twice, if that'll help.
     
    #1119     Dec 12, 2007
  10. Lots of readers, Nut. since the waterboarding incident, The CIA translates them into Arabic, and reads them to detainees as a form of torture. You're saving lives, Baby.

    Now, if we keep Kennedy from finding out.
     
    #1120     Dec 12, 2007