I remember seeing it a long time ago and your comment brought back that memory. Here's another Carson Classic. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/slCNTz72o4s&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/slCNTz72o4s&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
I remember a skit w/betty white. She was a pisser. Carson was a cave man, and betty white a princess type. Now remember, this is before the days of cable. "Tarzan Johnnie" sees her, and says, "U Bangee?" She goes, "U Betcha!!!" I remember Steve Allen, Louis Nye, Don Knotts, Paar, I thought Paar was great - an acquired taste, but he was funny.
How 'bout Carson with Bob Newhart - man there were so many greats. Piss in your pants funny. Never seen that with Leno.
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(Got this from my niece, geez) For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .....Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!! You Got Served! You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be cursed but good luck will not come your way for the next year . Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so Send this to 5 people in 15min Not into "chain letters" but my luck can always be improved...I hope there are more than 5 people reading jokes on ET, LOL. Don
"Not into "chain letters" but my luck can always be improved...I hope there are more than 5 people reading jokes on ET, LOL." I'll read it twice, if that'll help.
Lots of readers, Nut. since the waterboarding incident, The CIA translates them into Arabic, and reads them to detainees as a form of torture. You're saving lives, Baby. Now, if we keep Kennedy from finding out.