Jokes 2

You do know I taught Herb how to play....

 

So Obama goes into a sports shop:

"I'd like a pair of shin pads, please," he says.

"Certainly, Mister President," says the assistant. "For football, cricket or ice hockey?"

"Oh None of those, it's just that Michelle is always asking

"Does my ass look big in this."

"No matter how I answer she inevitably kicks me in the shins".

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These will fit nicely under your ill fitting trousers.

 

Let's Class This Joint Up With A Brief Science Lesson

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It only takes 3.5 hours to say it...

 

“These Bruins understand that winning the Stanley Cup is more than just being a hockey mom." Obama said.

 

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ping pong match

 

gay guys riding a tandem bike

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The gay community in Key West has a new website. The url is C:Enter

 

I see them riding to the left but I don't see them smiling ...

 

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who's the comedian with the black balls

 

There has got to be at least one business like show business.