Jokes 2

I just heard they have free weights at the gym today.

 

I didn't know he was locked up.

 

I've just about had it up to here with midgets.

 

This lion was hungry and it came across two guys. One guy was reading a book and the other guy was typing on a typewriter.

He ate the guy reading a book. Even lions know that readers digest and writers cramp.

 

Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this:

"Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?" is in iambic pentameter.

 

Stayed up all night last night watching the Playboy channel.

For the articles.

 

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I've said it before and I'll say it again.

I hate having to repeat myself!

 

lmao......

Please nutmeg.....no hockey jokes...

 

Hey....


Waving a red flag in front of a bull.

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