Jokes 2

Scientists say the universe is made of electrons, protons and neurons.

What about morons?

 

... an aggregate of minority particles?

 

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"US General, David Petraeus, is discovered to be balls deep in the author of the new book"All In", Paula Broadwell!"

 

Could have had this guy for Pres

 

Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges.

They estimate the trial could last 30 days...

 

My wife said to me. "How come I can always smell the scent of another woman on your clothes?"

"Because I clean fish for a living."