heyzues christé... don't get me started on birthdays. One year I was going to ny for my birthday and my wife was afraid of a terrorist attack. I assured her it wouldn't happen because ------- (drum roll) the odds of me dying on my birthday are zilch. People just don't die on their birthday. so what do you say? is it 1 in 365 or greater? Huh, huh......?
I've come up with two theories about the lack of economic progress among black men and latino men. But neither one works.
An atheist went to court and proceeded to initiate a suit against the gov't. He said that Christians have Christmas, Jews have Hanukka, and Muslims have Ramadan. So he felt that atheists should have a holiday too. The judge said you already have one. Then he proceeded to quote from the bible. "the fool says in his heart there is no God". Your day is April Fools Day.
Why do I love this guy? http://live.wsj.com/video/how-to-re...-8824-660937F6CD50.html?mod=wsj_blog_tboleft#!3BA23EB1-0274-450B-8824-660937F6CD50
Did you ever notice that a fish will lay 1,000 eggs and not say a word, but a hen will lay one egg and cackle about it all day? I think there's a message in there somewhere.