Jokes 2

I do have a tendency to get carried away. Some times, my new year resolution has been to contain my "carried away ness" but mostly has gone nowhere. I could go on........

but I think this clip will sum my duhsyfuntion up nicely.

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I bet Flo Rida wished he had my name: In Diana.

 

Bet he's glad he didn't live in Idaho.

 

What did Dela ware ?

 

When i get arrested, i like to call out 'shotgun' as the cops are putting me in the squad car. It lightens the mood.

 

Mr smooth came from Shit an go

 

They reckon most of the perverts come from Feel-a-Delphia

 

My mate Sponge says he has got me a date with a Russian girl. Think he said her name is Knickersoffski. Sounds promising.

 

Who are we pushing for in The Election ?
I like the little black guy but he spends a lot
The rich white guy has a lot, but insults people.
Think I might recommend that libertarian guy but he's a bit old
Maybe one of the others then ?
er whatsisname

 

The home help called Flori keeps saying da - could be Russian ?