Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Jay Leno has been hospitalized after a Boeing 747 accidentally landed on his chin.
     
    #11021     Oct 25, 2012
  2. That's just plane crazy...:D

    Ha....:D aha ha...... ha aha ha ha.......:D

    My Father was mental.

    He used to think he was a Boeing 747
    I don't remember too much about him.
    He took off when I was five
     
    #11022     Oct 25, 2012
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    #11023     Oct 25, 2012
  4. For real predictions!

    1. If Obama wins the election - within a week, banks will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

    2. Within a week of Election Day, if Mitt Romney is elected as President, we will wake up to a day when all banks and government offices will be closed and soldiers will be marching in the streets of our cities and towns!

    3. I'LL PREDICT 6 DAYS AFTER THE ELECTION, NO MATTER WHO WINS. ALL BANKS WILL BE CLOSED. SOME SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED AND SOLDIERS WILL BE MARCHING IN THE STREETS

    4.When the votes are counted and (you-know-who wins,) within one week the banks will be closed and soldiers marching in the streets. In fact, I am absolutely certain this will happen THIS year, and am willing to back that up with a $10,000 wager!


    *** FYI, Veterans Day falls on Nov. 11th, less than a week after the election, and will be observed on Monday the 12th as a federal holiday. Banks will be closed, soldiers marching in parades, etc.


    (from http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2012/10/18/dire-election-prediction.htm?nl=1)
     
    #11024     Oct 26, 2012
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Thanks iphone correct.

    I'm sure my relatives wanted to know about me going on a weekend fisting trip.
     
    #11025     Oct 26, 2012
  6. fhl

    fhl

    I really think that there are a lot more animals out there that we could be eating.
     
    #11026     Oct 26, 2012
  7. fhl

    fhl

    People who talk to themselves tend to be good at sex.

    Did you know that?

    Yes, I did know that.
     
    #11027     Oct 26, 2012
  8. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    I was going to dress up as Obama for Halloween but every time I would go trick or treat at someone's door... they would be asking me for stuff.
     
    #11028     Oct 26, 2012
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Don’t try “to” tell me how to use quotation marks.
     
    #11029     Oct 27, 2012
  10. fhl

    fhl

    One time I went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which one would come first.
     
    #11030     Oct 27, 2012