It's fly's fault he makes me say digusting things. brings out the worst in me.. seriously though, I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
The Justice Department is seeking $1 billion from Bank of America, alleging the bank committed fraud by selling defective mortgages from a program it says was known within the bank as "the Hustle." A whole Billion?! Gee wheez! http://money.cnn.com/2012/10/24/news/companies/bank-of-america-lawsuit/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
A Love Story... Kinda Brings A Tear To Your Eye! A couple was shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the place was packed. As the wife walked from store to store, she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do, and called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was. In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store..." "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
I was going to go to my high school reunion this past summer, but then i remembered that everyone i went to high school with would be there.