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Or Conan O'Brien, or Donald Trump. Sean Hannity is not too far behind either... Don King?

 

I'd put all their lives as more perfect than a washed up, disgraced politico.

 

My middle name is 'sexy'.

Unfortunately, my first name is 'not'.

 

My middle finger gets an erection every time I watch a presidential debate.

 

I watch the history channel. How men lived long ago and stuff.

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.

 

Sandwich's live in cape cod.

 

Get ready...this one is really going to hurt....


You'll find a sandwich wherever you find the inbred.


Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......
:eek:

 

The club sandwich, because sometimes a knuckle sandwich just isn't enough.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......:eek:

 

Men are from Hungary,

Women are from Sandwich.