Jokes 2

New outbreak:

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahaw...ruggle-to-contain-outbreak-of-scrutonium.html

 

I was in London recently, I got mugged by two Chinese guys.

The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects.

 

"No, I'm not a recovery but I play one on T.V."

 

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I wish i was in a gang so i would know what to do with my hands when people take pictures of me.

 

Just gargled mouthwash all over my shirt.

I'd be a horrible homosexual.

 

Under Obama, we got 5 guys making one hamburger.
No wonder unemployment is going down.

 

Remember, ladies: mouthwash is still cheaper than an abortion.

 

Sure, my life isn't perfect. But my hair is. And let's face it, that's what really counts.

 

Oh wait, I know this one! John Edwards!