Jokes 2

A guy walks into a bar and trips.

The barman says, "Why the long lace?"

 

I love cats.

But I can't eat a whole one.

 

You say tomato.

I say **** you!

 

I'm huge in Japan.

 

seems like a joke to me

 

I'm reading through some comments.....

On the debate...


It's about to start: "Two Men - One Cup".....

lmao.................

 

47% is the amount of Candy Crowley's ass that fits on a chair.

 

Validation

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One of the hardest jobs in the world has to be a police sketch artist in China.