Good Ol' Allen, A True American Hero <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SNg1m2OCRDM?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Some Golden Oldies, Very Punny 1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. 5. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 6. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. 8. I usually take steps to avoid elevators. 9. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 10. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
Meet Catherine Tate <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XY66ZJ0TFUI?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/np-L48PwIDA?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aoKK7NAWAGs?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.
Somewhat funny. Maybe a grin or chuckle, so you can skip this if you're looking for a real laugh or I can just tell you the funny part. Oh allright, it's an award to barclay's for rigging libor, the audience laughs (not too hard) somewhat and claps but not too loud. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WXhqvAbUDmg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>