Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Just Hanging Out With Friends

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10931     Sep 27, 2012
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I'm a whiz at math.

    I can add insult to injury in no time flat.
     
    #10932     Sep 27, 2012
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Poll: Biden actually very intelligent, say Replacement Refs
     
    #10933     Sep 27, 2012
  4. fhl

    fhl

    To show he's a man of the people, Mitt Romney will now begin ignoring all requests for Grey Poupon while he is stopped at stop lights.
     
    #10934     Sep 27, 2012
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    What We Could Be Doing If We Were Not Trading

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    :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    #10935     Sep 28, 2012
  6. ammo

    ammo

    theres your meditation yannis
     
    #10936     Sep 28, 2012
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wrt Bovine Bliss

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10937     Sep 28, 2012
  8. T'was the night before elections,

    And all thru' the town,

    Tempers were flaring

    Emotions ran up and down.

    I, in my bathrobe

    With a cat in my lap,

    Had shut off the TV,

    tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden,

    There arose such a noise,

    I peered out my window,

    Saw Obama and his boys

    They had come for my wallet,

    They wanted my pay

    To hand out to others

    Who had not worked a day!

    He snatched up my money,

    And quick as a wink,

    Jumped back on his bandwagon

    As I gagged from the stink.

    He then rallied his henchmen

    Who were pulling his cart.

    I could tell they were out

    To tear my country apart!

    'On Fannie, on Freddie,

    On Biden and Ayers!

    On Acorn, on Pelosi'

    He screamed at the pairs!

    They took off for his cause,

    And as they flew out of sight,

    I heard him laugh at a nation

    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think on this one final note...

    IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!

    Author unknown
     
    #10938     Sep 28, 2012
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Leading cause of death for Albanian men ages 18-35.


    Wow. Never would have guessed.


    It's Liam Neeson.
     
    #10939     Oct 1, 2012
  10. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #10940     Oct 2, 2012