Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Lookey here...:D Lookey here......
    ...........................................................:D

    Picked up a small tid bit of news from soouth of the border..

    Might not see ThIsssSS nEws out of Brazil from S/A//


    This years elections bring candidates on ballot:

    5 Batmans

    16 Barack Obama's

    1 Lady Gaga

    1 zig zag (the clown)

    1 Chiang Kai Xeque

    Stay Tuned....
     
    #10911     Sep 17, 2012
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    fooker evn looks like obama, wonder what his handicap is.
     
    #10912     Sep 17, 2012
  3. He looks like Obama.
     
    #10913     Sep 19, 2012
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Good Answer

    “What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

    “Keep it,” the clerk advises. “When you get four of them within a year, you get a bicycle!...”

    :) :) :)
     
    #10914     Sep 21, 2012
  5. So, the wife and I are disagreeing on another A or B.
    The wife later says / admits : " you weren't right , I was just wrong!"
    :p

    Love it. :D


    I love being married. Hope it goes on till my last day; just keep the wine cellar stocked and the cork screw handy. ;)
     
    #10915     Sep 21, 2012
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    I love being married too... it's been 35+ happy years, fresh out of college. Once she said: Yes I was wrong, but you were even more wrong to point it out! :)

    Like many other husbands, I've learned the following simple skill: when she's right and I'm wrong, I apologize, the sooner the better. When she's wrong and I am right, and she knows I know, I just change the subject... Life is so much better when she's happy :) :)
     
    #10916     Sep 22, 2012
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    One Of The Lesser Known Predictions

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10917     Sep 22, 2012
  8. fhl

    fhl

    Why do people say that age is just a number?

    Age is clearly a word.
     
    #10918     Sep 24, 2012
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    This kind of reasoning is proof positive that you yourself are getting up there, probably way up there :)
     
    #10919     Sep 24, 2012
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

    A man is at work at a construction site one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring, a very elegant sparkling little thing. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, devoted beer drinker and football fan, and is curious about the sudden change in his "fashion sense".

    So, he walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

    "Don't make such a big deal out of it, it's only an earring," the other man replies sheepishly, looking around a bit with downcast eyes.

    His friend falls silent for a few moments, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing that thing?"

    "Ever since my wife found it in my truck!..."

    :) :) :)
     
    #10920     Sep 25, 2012