That last joke, while funny, I like short jokes. _____________________________________ Eighty five year old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home and announces "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can make love to me tonight" An elderly man shouts from the back of the room "A caravan!" Bessie thinks for a minute and says, "Close enough!"
I was deliberating over buying a new digital radio, and I asked the young salesman the country of origin. "I'll have to look on the box. Just a moment: I'll check" he said, disappearing into the storeroom. He came back a few minutes later and announced "Built in Antenna, sir" ___________________________________________________ We are going to have the best joke thread on the net!!!
During a service, an evangelical preacher invites people in need on to the stage. "Brother" he says to the first respondent "What is your need?" "I need help with my hearing" the man answers. The preacher sticks his finger in the man's ear and prays. "How's your hearing now?" he asks. "I don't know" says the man "It's not till next Tuesday..."
It's more than just jokes, Don, it's catching our breath a bit between trading wins and losses. I'm sure you have noticed that no one can last in this business without a healthy (and frequestly exercised) sense of humor. As a matter of fact, you should consider making it a requirement in your training curriculum...
I agree. Most of my life it has been a direct proportion of study to humor. Unless of course my customers would do something stupid, this would spare me the effort of seeking out something funny.
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Yannis style....: Subject: Volkswagen Bettle vs. Rolls Royce A man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls: "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do." "I got one too... see?" "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice." "You got a fax machine?" "Why, actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh." The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagon says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!" The light turns and the man in the Volkswagon takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a QUEEN SIZE bed in back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done an d he picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagon. He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagon are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?" "Check this out... I got a QUEEN SIZE bed installed in my Rolls." And the man in the Volkswagen says, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
3. If a Woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think (a) You need to spend more time together (b) She is a Prude or (c) she should sit elsewhere on the bus?