Jokes 2

If you only see one movie this summer, maybe you should see more movies. There's some good ones.

 

I've really been getting into this natural thing. Made a belt out of herbs this past weekend. But it turned out to be such a waste of thyme.

 

My friend tells me that if i keep trying to have sex with road signs i'll get arrested.

But, i think i can just get off with a warning.

 

Do you have time to read an article at the Puffington Post about President Obama's penis? It's not very long.

 

New Obama Attack Ad - Romney murdered Jon Benet:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-murdered-jonbenet-ramsey-new-obama-campaign,29114/

 

I have a question.

Do all those comedians really live at the Apollo?

 

Sounds like an ideal candidate to me

 

Turns out "Stephen Hawking: Unplugged" wasn't quite the music event i was expecting.

 

What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?

Twix

 

Peace is that brief, glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.---Thomas Jefferson

ha ha ha, wait a minute, that isn't a joke