Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Dear middle finger. I would like to thank you for sticking up for me.
     
    #10841     Aug 12, 2012
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    The Gunny prayer

    My gun which is in my hand
    Hallowed be thy name
    Thy will be done
    Around this dump as it is in Chicago.
     
    #10842     Aug 12, 2012
  3. #10843     Aug 12, 2012
  4. I have a friend whom tells a story about his pet Quaker parrot-
    Who went ape-chit when the new newspaper used in the bottom of her cage had the face of the Marlboro Man on it!
     
    #10844     Aug 12, 2012
  5. fhl

    fhl

    My nephew was fired from his job at Pepsico. He tested positive for Coke.
     
    #10845     Aug 12, 2012
  6. fhl

    fhl

    Why are bus drivers such morons? I had to ask the bus driver twice tonight to stop the bus and let my friend Jack off.
     
    #10846     Aug 12, 2012
  7. fhl

    fhl

    I never yell at people. I just say 'caps lock' and then i speak in a normal tone.
     
    #10847     Aug 12, 2012
  8. fhl

    fhl

    :)pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
     
    #10848     Aug 12, 2012
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    IKEA ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO SELL CARS:


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    But, just as I figured... battery not included!

    :) :) :)
     
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    #10849     Aug 13, 2012
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    Billionaire investor George Soros had a lot to celebrate on Saturday evening: his 82nd birthday and the engagement to his much younger girlfriend Tamiko Bolton.

    Soros and Bolton, who met in the spring of 2008, formally announced their engagement at a party at Soros' summer home in Southampton, New York, attended by a small group of friends and relatives, according to a person familiar with the trader.

    Soros proposed to Bolton, 40, a few weeks ago during a weekend visit to the Hamptons, a summer beachside colony on Long Island frequented by New York's wealthy.

    For Soros, this will be his third marriage and the second for Bolton, who was married briefly in the 1990s. Soros has five children from his previous marriages.

    Last year, Adriana Ferreyr, a former girlfriend of Soros, filed a lawsuit in Manhattan state court, alleging he reneged on a promise to buy her an apartment. Soros has filed a pending motion to dismiss the lawsuit filed by the former Brazilian soap opera star.

    I wonder if he needs any help ?
     
    #10850     Aug 13, 2012