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And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round......... and laughed and laughed and laughed...
New fund raising strategy from Obama: http://www.glennbeck.com/2012/07/24/from-radio-another-letter-to-denny/
DaffyNitions ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who install kitchen counters ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist HEROES: What a guy in a boat does LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money PARADOX: Two physicians PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm POLARIZE: What penguins see with PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV RELIEF: What trees do in the spring RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does SUDAFED: Brought litigation against the government
I got in a fight with a gang-banger on the internet. I figured, what's the worst that can happen? Is he gonna caps-lock my azz?