Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Too Early For A Drink?

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    :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    #10802     Jul 24, 2012
  3. Senior moments

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    #10803     Jul 24, 2012
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

    Then He made the earth round......... and laughed and laughed and laughed...

    :) :) :)
     
    #10804     Jul 25, 2012
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #10806     Jul 27, 2012
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    DaffyNitions

    ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
    AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
    BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
    BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
    CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
    COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who install kitchen counters
    ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
    EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
    HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
    LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
    PARADOX: Two physicians
    PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
    PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
    POLARIZE: What penguins see with
    PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
    RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
    RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
    SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
    SUDAFED: Brought litigation against the government

    :) :) :)
     
    #10807     Jul 27, 2012
  8. fhl

    fhl

    Auto-correct ain't nothing to duck with.
     
    #10808     Jul 27, 2012
  9. fhl

    fhl

    I heard a slut joke, but it was just whoreable.
     
    #10809     Jul 27, 2012
  10. fhl

    fhl

    I got in a fight with a gang-banger on the internet.

    I figured, what's the worst that can happen? Is he gonna caps-lock my azz?
     
    #10810     Jul 27, 2012