Jokes 2

My Wife has started to write a book about her battle with Dementia.


1024 times.

 

I've written a book entitled "How to write a best selling novel and sell a million copies".

Can't get anyone to publish it though.

 

How Very True!

 

More Deep Thinking

 

Missing The Point

A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him,

“What’s the big idea coming home at two in the morning, half drunk?”

The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money!...”

 

Best Vacation Spot

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haha these are ace!

 

Victor Borge

* Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
* The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
* When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
* I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I'm asked to do so.
* I'd like to thank my parents for making this show possible. And my five children for making it necessary...

 

Tango y Fútbol

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I Meant To Post This Earlier, I Think

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