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My pilot girlfriend walked out on me because of my stupid puns. Can't believe she took off like that.
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I just used a bidet for the first time. They are useless, it took ages to push all the shit through the drain.
Then there was that court jester who punned so much that the king sentenced him to death by hanging. But the last moment, the king changed his mind: the jester would be pardonned if he agreed to stop his relentless puns. When the funny guy heard that, he replied: "of course, no noose is good news"... ... and they hanged him
Nice story, but not actually true. You did make me "snopes" it however, LOL. http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/shit.asp Oh S#$%, LOL. Don
C'mon Don... I knew it was kind of imaginary, but, since it was funny, I posted it here on the Jokes thread, where else... BUT, on the other hand, are you telling me that you have nothing better to do than digging up shit on questionable shit stories?
Yep, pretty slow today, LOL. Sorry if I spoiled anything..... it just made me wonder. The actual etymology seems rather boring. All the best...keep the jokes coming... Don