Like Father, Like... Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an "F". "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' I said '6.'" "But that's right!" The father replied. "Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What the heck's the stupid difference, you dummy?" asked the father. "That's what I said!!!"
Manure... An interesting fact In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction 'Stow high in transit' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term 'S.H.I.T' (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I had always thought it was a golf term...
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Went to my psychotherapist this morning. He says i have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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I walked into the HD and asked the young black girl behind the desk if they had any 8mm bolts. "Dunno." she said, "I am gonna go axe the boss." I quickly grabbed a nail gun and took her down before she could carry out her murderous rampage.
There were two chimps in a bathtub. The first chimp said oo oo, ee ee, ah ah ah! The second chimp said, "well put some more cold water in, then."