Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. As a combat pilot, I'm trained to escape from the plane whenever I get into difficulties. My problem is that I do it before I get into any sort of difficulties whatsoever.

    I'm a premature ejectulator.
     
    #10661     Jun 8, 2012
  2. Uh..Oh...


    Hitler Finds Out Obama Is A Stuttering Clusterfuck.... :D
     
    #10662     Jun 8, 2012
  3. I have sooooo been there!

    (yes, I'm going back reading all this glorious history I missed in the making)
     
    #10663     Jun 9, 2012
  4. Hey mgookin.
    I always thought that I made up that cantelope joke about 28 years ago.
     
    #10664     Jun 9, 2012
  5. Adam and Eve didn't know how lucky they were not having to put up with ghosts.
     
    #10665     Jun 10, 2012
  6. Weekdays = another brick in the wall

    Weekends = another prick in the mall


    :D
     
    #10666     Jun 10, 2012
  7. fhl

    fhl

    Think about how stupid the average ET poster is.

    Then think about the fact that half of them are stupider than that.

    :eek: :D
     
    #10668     Jun 11, 2012
  8. The Ultimate Ethnic Joke...........

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . . . . . walk into a very fine restaurant.



    "I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai.

    s

    :D
     
    #10669     Jun 11, 2012
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Can a stupid man understand he's stupid? If not, but he says he does, does that make him stupid or smart? If smart, should we reconsider this line of questioning? :)

    Which reminds me the story of the wise old man who discovered that the water well of his village made the villagers crazy... but he loved them so much that he drank from it anyway... :D
     
    #10670     Jun 11, 2012