Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #10641     Jun 5, 2012
  2. Zuckenfreude
     
    #10642     Jun 6, 2012
  3. A little old lady takes her dead cats to a taxidermist to be stuffed. "Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist.

    "Oooo no...." says the lady, "just snuggled up next to each other."
     
    #10643     Jun 6, 2012
  4. My wife's got a pair of fake tits.

    Our taxidermist still insists they are actually finches.
     
    #10644     Jun 6, 2012
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Let's eat grandpa.

    Let's eat, grandpa.

    Correct punctuation can save a person's life.

    Especially in Miami.
     
    #10645     Jun 6, 2012
  6. An apostrophe is the difference between a business that should know its shit, and a business that should know it's shit.
     
    #10646     Jun 6, 2012
  7. Hey...:D

    When you have friends come for dinner, it's a very different evening if you add an apostrophe...
     
    #10647     Jun 6, 2012
  8. After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Florida, I decided to have my next one done while visiting friends in California, where the beautiful nurses were supposed to be much more gentle and accommodating.

    As I lay naked on my side on the table, the nurse began my procedure.

    "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

    "I haven't got an erection," I replied.

    "No, but I have," replied the nurse.

    Moral: Don't get a colonoscopy done in San Francisco .
     
    #10648     Jun 6, 2012
  9. re; nyc large soda ban

    " I almost got a ticket for buying a jumbo coke, but the cop couldn't fit through the theater door."
     
    #10649     Jun 6, 2012
  10. COOL - TIME TO LIGHT UP THE DOOBIE.
     
    #10650     Jun 6, 2012