Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yes, and Apple Pie. Replaced with GMO Pie which may contain apple.

    I bought this nut crunch ice cream, it doesn't have nuts in it, it is hard crunchy bits that I think is cereal or sumpin, no friggin clue.
     
    #10611     May 30, 2012
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Subject: Crackdown at Secret Service - New Rules
    It was bound to come.


    The Secret Service has issued new rules of conduct for their agents.

    They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers
    or go to strip bars.
    From now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
    in such behavior, they will just have to run for public
    office like everyone else.
     
    #10612     May 30, 2012
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pcnFbCCgTo4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #10613     May 30, 2012
  4. #10614     May 30, 2012
  5. Quote of the day:

    :D

    "Wow. the power of the Internet, where a discussion of the falling price of Facebook shares rapidly degenerates into racism and homophobia."
     
    #10615     May 31, 2012
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Why, do you have anything against racists and homophobes losing their shirt on FB? :)
     
    #10616     May 31, 2012
  7. I was watching this Caterpillar safety video on mining equipment. The most recent comment was from the company asking why everyone is talking about muslims, racism and homo's.
     
    #10617     May 31, 2012
  8. fhl

    fhl

    Bought a dog yesterday. Named it Naked.

    I'll be back later to tell you some jokes, but right now i have to go walk Naked down the street.
     
    #10618     May 31, 2012
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Truth is that Naked is naked, right?
     
    #10619     May 31, 2012
  10. Celebrate Blissful Ignorance:


    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.

    Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can.

    Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go at it!

    Today is International Retard Day.

    Please send an encouraging message to a screwed up friend, just as I've done.

    I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally crap yourself.

    You hang in there cup cake, you're still special to me, you're my friend.

    Look at you smiling at your computer.

    Grab your helmet and your drool cup and take on the day!
     
    #10620     Jun 1, 2012