My girlfriend wanted me to play doctor in the bedroom to spice things up. So I diagnosed her with down's syndrome and went out and fucked a prostitute.
'I'm stayin' a chive, stayin' a chive, ah, ah, ah, ah stayin' a chive.. Hmnnnnn..... I got the punch line... brb
OK, don't worry, I'm here to help you in this creative struggle you find yourself in. I searched and found some material to use as you write your "chive" funny poem. Tell me what you think about this approach. Here goes: Chives - Allium schoenoprasum - are the smallest species of the edible onions.[1] A perennial plant, they are native to Europe, Asia and North America.[2] Allium schoenoprasum is the only species of Allium native to both the New and the Old World. The name of the species derives from the Greek skhoÃnos (sedge) and práson (leek).[3] Its English name, chive, derives from the French word cive, from cepa, the Latin word for onion.[4] Chives are a commonly used herb and can be found in grocery stores or grown in home gardens. In culinary use, the scapes are diced and used as an ingredient for fish, potatoes, soups, and other dishes. Chives have insect-repelling properties that can be used in gardens to control pests.[5] ... The chive is a bulb-forming herbaceous perennial plant, growing to 30â50 cm tall. The bulbs are slender conical, 2â3 cm long and 1 cm broad, and grow in dense clusters from the roots. The scapes (or stems) are hollow and tubular, up to 50 cm long, and 2â3 mm in diameter, with a soft texture, although, prior to the emergence of a flower, they may appear stiffer than usual. The flowers are pale purple, and star-shaped with six petals, 1â2 cm wide, and produced in a dense inflorescence of 10-30 together; before opening, the inflorescence is surrounded by a papery bract. The seeds are produced in a small three-valved capsule, maturing in summer. The herb flowers from April to May in the southern parts of its habitat zones and in June in the northern parts.[6][7] Chives are the only species of Allium native to both the Old World and New. Sometimes, the plants found in North America are classified as A. schoenoprasum var. sibiricum, although this is disputed. There have been significant differences among specimens. One example was found in northern Maine growing solitary, instead of in clumps, also exhibiting dingy grey flowers.[8] Although chives are repulsive to insects in general, due to their sulfur compounds, their flowers attract bees, and they are at times kept to increase desired insect life.[9]
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My boss said he wanted a word with me in his office earlier "Fire away" I said as I walked in Turns out I'd took the words out of his mouth.