Somehow the wife fails to see the humor in this. <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3514471
My girlfriend said, "Take the condom off." "Why?" "Because yolo." "What does that mean?" I asked. "You only live once." "Well," I said, "if you get pregnant then yoyo." "What's that mean?" "You're on your own."
Awww, ain't this sweet. Had to put it in jokes cause these people are such a joke. As one comment read, the name has future porn star written all over it. Alaskan baby daddy Levi Johnston, former fiancé of Bristol Palin and father of their child, has another baby on the way and plans to name her after his favorite pistol. Johnston said he and girlfriend Sunny Oglesby would name their baby "Breeze Beretta," after the Italian handgun. In an interview set to air tonight on Inside Edition, 21-year-old Johnston and Oglesby confirmed the baby would be named Beretta, "like the gun."
After witnessing the second coming of Jesus my life changed. I vowed to never watch Mexican porn again.
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My wife put a dent in my car backing out the garage this morning . The fat cow needs to start looking where she's walking.
The Luck Of The Irish Very late that night in a rural California town, O'Leary was stumbling home with a half-empy bottle of whisky in his hand, when he stumbled on a rock and fell face first on cow shit... "Man," he mumbles, "I'm so lucky I didn't step on it!"
Holy shit, this is some funny stuff. I am a long time UK humor fan. Nobody does it like the Brits , LOL !!!!!!!!!!