Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Dick Clarks last words...

    five

    four

    three

    two

    one
     
    #10491     Apr 18, 2012
  2. The drought of 2012

    "O'Barry was elected, the waters receded, the planet is healed."


    :D

    there's some funny mofo's out there..
     
    #10492     Apr 18, 2012
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Nutmeg, buddy, I know you travel a lot... please be careful!

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10493     Apr 19, 2012
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

  5. One day I'm on my way to Boston and at a rest area, I go into a stall and someone wrote "Gold Bars Silver coins"..:D

    The top is in.....?...:cool:
     
    #10495     Apr 19, 2012
  6. The gsa and secret service walk into a bar.

    Who buys the drinks?

    We do.
     
    #10496     Apr 20, 2012
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Wrt Senior Moments... Or, Something...

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10497     Apr 20, 2012
  8. more senior moments


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    #10498     Apr 20, 2012
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    #10499     Apr 20, 2012
  10. Humpy

    Humpy

    Dear Dad

    New York is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I
    am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
    when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

    Your son, Nasser

    The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

    My dear loving son

    Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please
    stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
     
    #10500     Apr 21, 2012