Jokes 2

ET has a "pink" ceiling.

 

I have been with my wife 18 years, she said, "I want to spice up our lives and have a game of strip poker, I feel you don't find me atrractive anymore."

We started to play and after 12 hands she said, "Why do you keep folding?"

 

My wife gave me a Blowjob in the car the other day and we ended up crashing..

In hindsight-I probably should have been driving.

 

My wife is on the 'bankrupt and fucked' diet.

She'll only eat things that are Greecey.

 

I had to prepay for my gas this morning.

I asked for five dollars worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave me a reciept

 

"Since the NoFuckingPayroll was nailed on the cross today, expect it to rise on the 3rd day"

lmao.......

 

Pretty Funny

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Yahoo News:

A man in Georgia was arrested for burglary after he left his Facebook account open on the victim’s computer. But this is nice: He’s only been in jail a few hours, and his status already says “In a Relationship!”

 

My whole life's a joke....

 

Girls gone wold...this will cheer you up....

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