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So last night i met a prostitute who said she would do anything for $20....

Guess who just got their room cleaned. :eek:

 

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Another Great Interview

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"An Italian singer wrote this song with gibberish to sound like English. If you've ever wondered what other people think Americans sound like, this is it."

http://youtu.be/Ov_UksYViOc

 

I'm on six. Race you to ten, or don't you give a shit?

 

When I die, I'd like the word 'Humble' to be written

on my statue.

 

It will be worse when your wife spray paints "Tiny" on the statue's crotch.

 

Yeah sure, when my wife see's a 1/2 inch spider she says "It's huge!" but when she see my 2 inch whacker she says "Oh that's tiny".

 

What's the easiest way to count homosexuals on ET?

Post a topic with a vote "Are homosexuals better at trading?"
1- Yes
2- No