Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours... If it doesn't, it was never meant to be.

    But, if it just sits in your living room, messes with your stuff, eats your food, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you've set it free..... You either married it or gave birth to it.
     
    #10381     Mar 17, 2012
  2. #10382     Mar 17, 2012
  3. My Grandad always used to say, 'Every day above ground is a good day'.

    He wasn't an optimist, he was a very depressed coalminer.
     
    #10383     Mar 17, 2012
  4. I picked up the ringing phone beside my bed to be meet with a voice telling me I'd left school with no eduction which was the reason I'm stuck in low paid, dead end job and unless I did something about it soon I will have wasted my entire life posting on ET.

    I said, " Whose this?"

    The voice replied," Hotel Reception. You asked for a seven o'clock wake up call."
     
    #10384     Mar 18, 2012
  5. I like that one, Mr. Nutmeg. Aren't you thrilled?


    c:p
     
    #10385     Mar 18, 2012
  6. Humpy

    Humpy

    It took many years and a lot of hard work by the smart guys, so that everyone has a vote.What they didn't realize was that 90% of the population are not smart like themselves and would vote for a fellow dummy rather than a smart guy.

    So what you say....................





    so

    You get dummies like George W and Odumbo and one helluva a mess
     
    #10386     Mar 19, 2012
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    #10387     Mar 19, 2012
  8. Ever read the marketing genius regarding the "pet Rock"?

    Obama is our pet rock.

    In 1975, Gary Dahl working as an advertising executive at the time, launched the sale of the pet rock which quickly turned him into a multi-millionaire. This enormous profit is much more asnonishing considering it only took him six months to achieve his multi-millionaire status and the extremely low cost of the product.

    The pet rock sold for $3.95 and estimates state Dahl sold over 5 million of his pet rocks in a six month period. Even more, each pet rock was purchased for a few pennies and Dahl estimated that the packaging and accompanying manual cost him under 30 cents per rock in bulk to produce. Therefore, assuming incidentals and delivery cost Dahl another 65 cents per rock, then Dahl was profiting 3 dollars per rock. With these totals Dahl earned over 15 million dollars during a six month period in 1975 which would be estimated at $56,166,419.02 today.
     
    #10388     Mar 19, 2012
  9. The whole world is looking for Kony.

    Has anyone thought to check his island in New York?
     
    #10389     Mar 19, 2012
  10. fhl

    fhl

    When i drink, it makes me laugh.

    Is that a brewhaha?
     
    #10390     Mar 19, 2012