Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    Know how they seperate the men from the boys in Greece?

    With a crowbar.

    Didya hear about the Greek boy who ran away from home because he didn't like the way he was being reared?

    He came back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind.

    :D
     
    #10371     Mar 15, 2012
  2. I bought some Greek olives today. They were a special offer:

    Buy 1, Give half back.
     
    #10372     Mar 15, 2012
  3. Where is your homework Nutmeg?

    The dog wiped my hard drive.
     
    #10373     Mar 16, 2012
  4. "I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," my wife screamed at me. "I'm really disappointed."

    "You can hardly blame me," I answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."

    "Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it."
     
    #10374     Mar 16, 2012
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Q. How many Sandra Flukes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A. Just one, but she’s going to screw it long and often, and we’ll pay for the screwing.
     
    #10375     Mar 16, 2012
  6. Sandra Fluke is pregnant. She's narrowed it down to 2 possibilities.

    The football team or the senior class..


    [​IMG]
     
    #10376     Mar 16, 2012
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    #10377     Mar 16, 2012
  8. I'll take "Sluts' for $500


    Alex Trebec: He was the first person to screw Sandra Fluke

    Nutmeg: Who is Buster Hyman?

    (groan....)

    THAT IS...CORRECT!
     
    #10378     Mar 16, 2012
  9. Kony 2012 Activist Filmmaker Arrested

    Guess he needed some more glue for his posters.

    unbelievable, fucking people are fucking crazy.
     
    #10379     Mar 16, 2012
  10. eft

    eft

    thanks for the nice trip!
     
    #10380     Mar 17, 2012