Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Humpy

    Humpy

    Obama and Little Johnny


    Obama visits a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers to answer some questions.

    First a little girl puts up his hand, and Obama asks for her name.

    "Suzanne," responds the little girl.

    "And what is your question, Suzanne"?

    "I have four questions:

    First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

    Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?

    Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

    Fourth, Why are we lending mega bucks to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

    Just then, the bell rings for recess. The teacher says they will continue after recess.

    When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time.. Who has a question"?

    Little Johnny puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks for his name.

    "Johnny" he responds.

    "And what is your question, Johnny"?

    "Actually, I have two questions.

    First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

    Second, Where is Suzanne"?
     
    #10351     Mar 5, 2012
  2. Over heard @ Starbux


    She said, "Quadruple Espressinoso Super Grande Light Blueberries And Cream Half-Soy Full City Roast Nonfat Half-caf Organic Caramel Vanilla Iced Double-Shot Macchiato Black Tea Chai Foamed Shaken Sugar-free Cinnamon Eggnog Dolce Peppermint Nutmeg Gingerbread Pumpkinhead Spicegirl Latte Thrice Blended Extra Hot With Three Ice Cubes Hold The Whipped Cream, One Sweet'N Low, and One Nutrasweet"

    He said, “If the elevator cable unexpectedly snaps, be sure to press the "Up" button.”
     
    #10352     Mar 5, 2012
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Don't worry, falling, even from 20 stories, doesn't hurt anyone.


    (On the other hand, watch out for the sudden stop...)

    :)
     
    #10353     Mar 5, 2012
  4. Hey...:D

    I was till working on that joke. :cool:
     
    #10354     Mar 5, 2012
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    A lady goes into a bar and a goose follows her inside. The bartender approaches and says: ''Why did you have to bring this pig in with you?''

    The lady turns, looks at the goose and the bartender, and corrects him: ''Excuse me, Sir, this is a goose.''

    The bartender gets even closer: ''Hey... I was talking to the goose!''

    :) :) :)
     
    #10355     Mar 5, 2012
  6. Just a headline from AP for now:

    Sen. McCain calls for US to lead 'international effort' to begin air strikes on Syria.


    "Looks like operation "Enduring Brent Crude Freedom" is about to commence.

    :D

    props to TD @ZH
     
    #10356     Mar 5, 2012
  7. I probably posted this before but

    What time is it?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WckCw_-7e3M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #10357     Mar 12, 2012
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    Esto es gracioso, bravo! :)
     
    #10358     Mar 12, 2012
  9. Yahoo News, "Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out: "Marco."

    The man's name was not Marco, detective Tim Stadanko said. Instead, "the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation.

    " Police found the suspect after he responded, "Polo."
     
    #10359     Mar 12, 2012
  10. VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
     
    #10360     Mar 12, 2012