Jokes 2

I used to be an astronomist till I took a neutrino to the knee.

 

Then I went to the ER..........(drum roll...)

I'm still waiting to be seen

ahahahaha.....

 

Speed of light is a liberal hoax

 

Yo, enough with all these neutrino jokes.

I heard them all next week.

 

After neutrino incident, Moody’s downgrades Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity from AAA to AA+.

 

Definition:
Light-Dog-Year : 1/7 light-years.

 

What's a light-year?
One-third less calories than a regular year.

 

The instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his class. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the other, he told the class, "You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my rod..."

 

A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks:
Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?

 

A bar walks into a man. Opps. wrong frame of reference