Jokes 2

I wanted to be a comedian but I took an arrow to the knee.

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I used to make arrow to the knee jokes.

Then I took a vagina to the penis.

 

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My girlfriend was going to leave me because of my Skyrim obsession.

But ......

She took an arrow to the knee..

Ahahahahaha....

Ha...

 

"What would you like to drink?" the barman asked him. A neutrino walked into a bar.

 

I tried a joke like that.

Neutrino.
Who's there?
Knock knock.

Nobody got it.

 

(takes stage....warm up... )

A room temperature superconductor walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in this bar.
The room temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

(drum roll....)


A neutrino walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."

The neutrino says. "Hey, I'm foiking passin trew""

(It was a bar in Jersey)

 

Maybe this would be better.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."

The neutrino says. "Hey,Copernicus, I'm taking a foiking shoitcut"