Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I heard Cher is alright though. She gave 300 g's to build the hospital in Texas for GI's.
     
    #1021     Dec 4, 2007
  2. Brad Pitt was on the Today show this morning publicizing the houses he is building in the lower 9th ward in New Orleans.

    They showed several drawings of the completed plans. Funny thing is, most of the plans showed a cadillac in front of the house.

    I could only surmise that in Brad Pitt's vision, wealthy white people would drive out the poor black community as they continually search for ocean front property.
     
    #1022     Dec 4, 2007
  3. My question is...what happens the moment that the concert ends and the crowd erupts into a 15 minute episode of endless clapping.

    I think we found a solution to child hunger...
     
    #1023     Dec 4, 2007
  4. It's all part of her master plan to get laid by military men. She ain't as young anymore. She can't chase after the fit ones, so she goes for the slow and the sick.
     
    #1024     Dec 4, 2007
  5. #1025     Dec 4, 2007
  6. He's going to move them inland in grass huts, than Angie is going to adopt them all.
     
    #1026     Dec 4, 2007
  7. Not before Madonna kidnaps them.
     
    #1027     Dec 4, 2007
  8. I think I'm going to try to pass myself off as a waif, see if one of them adopts me. I get to llive in a mansion, go to best schools, and breast feed.
     
    #1028     Dec 4, 2007
  9. which brings me to anna nicole smith. Always wondered if that baby was breastfed. If so, they must have been some wild hallucinations.
     
    #1029     Dec 4, 2007
  10. A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?"

    "Breast fed," replied the woman.

    "Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

    The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on each nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition. You don't have any milk!"

    "That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."

    "Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have come."

    "I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."
     
    #1030     Dec 4, 2007