Jokes 2

"The life of the cat could theoretically be extended by enclosing the landing site in a box containing a source of radiation, and closing said box once the cat is safely inside — thanks to the law of quantum possibilities, the cat is simultaneously both dead and alive. If the box is never opened, the quantum state of the cat being alive continues to cause the cat and toast to spin, thus generating electricity for all eternity."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murphy's_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats

 

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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me 8 times... 10..maybe 15 times...20 times...

hell I've lost count...

you're probably a woman.

 

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Monica says to her dry cleaner who is hard of hearing:
"Can you get this stain out?"
"Come again?"
"No, mustard."

 

I understand she is now a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

 

Is she still silent due to a presidential gag order?

 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman" lmao!

 

Confucius said: Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.