Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot proof. They'll test it out on Joe Biden.
     
    #10211     Feb 6, 2012
  2. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://lmaobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/obama-papers.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #10212     Feb 6, 2012
  3. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7176/obamasorosass.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #10213     Feb 6, 2012
  4. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3456/bieberbutthead.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #10214     Feb 6, 2012
  5. Aw, don't bother these guys with facts. It's the Obama character, the made up one, that they love to mock. Nice to see FHL and others are so good with their photoshop. Keeps the kids busy. And, I'm not even a fan of Obama.


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    #10215     Feb 6, 2012
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    And the reason for that? The collapse of the Euro. Why's that? Too much sovereign debt. How are we doing in that department? Obama piled another $5Trillion on us, borrowing money from the Chinese to buy jobs for his union cronies, sometimes at $1million a pop. Are we approaching the edge of the Greek cliff ahead? Yes, fast, very fast. Wow!

    Btw, it's not where Bush left things in Jan 2009... The economy was doing great until the Dems took over Congress in 2006. Then Barney et al started lending beaucoup money to anyone who wanted to own a house, regardless of their ability to maintain the loan, another big push to create yet another pocket of dependency on the socialist-type nanny state they want, securing votes for the Dems, and the big downfall began.

    Oh well, why bother with the facts, right? And, yes, I may be a slightly biased conservative/independent... just a smidgeon :)
     
    #10216     Feb 7, 2012
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    The Signs Of Our Times

    Over a gynecologists office - "The dpctor is at your cervix."
    On the plumber's truck - "I repair what your husband fixed."
    Also on the plumber's truck - "Don't sleep with a drip. Call me."
    On the pizza shop - "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
    Also on the pizza shop - "Buy my pizza. I knead the dough."
    In the plastic surgeon's office - "Hello. Can I pick your nose?"
    On the electrician's truck - "Let me remove your shorts."
    On a maternity room door at a hospital - "Push. Push. Push."
    At the optometrist's office - "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    In the podiatrist's office - "Time wounds all heels."
    In the veterinarian's waiting room - "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    In a restaurant window - "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
    In the front yard of a funeral home - "Drive carefully. I'll wait."
    On the radiator shop - "Best place in town to take a leak."
    On the dentist's wall: "We promise to take the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #10217     Feb 7, 2012
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10218     Feb 7, 2012
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    AMERICAN FOLK DANCE!

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10219     Feb 7, 2012
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    The World

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    :) :) :)
     
    #10220     Feb 7, 2012