Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Modern American Currency

    One dollar bill: George Washington
    Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
    Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
    Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
    Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
    One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
    Food Stamps: Barack Obama
     
    #10201     Feb 6, 2012
  2. fhl

    fhl

    Obama said he was gonna balance the budget.

    Yeah, he did.

    Now the federal debt and the size of the economy are the same size. Balanced out.
     
    #10202     Feb 6, 2012
  3. fhl

    fhl

    After all is said and done, Obama has said more than he has done.
     
    #10203     Feb 6, 2012
  4. fhl

    fhl

    Under Ronald Reagan, a fine was a tax for doing wrong.
    Under Barack Obama, a tax is a fine for doing well.
     
    #10204     Feb 6, 2012
  5. fhl

    fhl

    President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.
     
    #10205     Feb 6, 2012
  6. fhl

    fhl

    Barack O'Bama is now claiming that Ireland is his ancestral home. Kenya believe anything that guy says?
     
    #10206     Feb 6, 2012
  7. fhl

    fhl

    Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama?

    A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.
     
    #10207     Feb 6, 2012
  8. fhl

    fhl

    It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.
     
    #10208     Feb 6, 2012
  9. fhl

    fhl

    Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama snicker?

    A. “Born in the U.S.A.”
     
    #10209     Feb 6, 2012
  10. fhl

    fhl

    Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
    A. Undocumented Democrats.
     
    #10210     Feb 6, 2012