Modern American Currency One dollar bill: George Washington Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin Food Stamps: Barack Obama
Obama said he was gonna balance the budget. Yeah, he did. Now the federal debt and the size of the economy are the same size. Balanced out.
Under Ronald Reagan, a fine was a tax for doing wrong. Under Barack Obama, a tax is a fine for doing well.
President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.
Barack O'Bama is now claiming that Ireland is his ancestral home. Kenya believe anything that guy says?
Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama? A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.
It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.