BIN LADEN DIARY ENTRY Dear diary If only we could get a man in on the inside...but then again...what are the chances of those stupid, fat Americans electing a Black Muslim brother?
Dear diary, "The penis enlargement pills my boyfriend bought online must be working, He's now a bigger dick than he was a few months ago."
Noahs Diary - Day 206 - Massive leak today,not looking great. Regretting bringing the woodpeckers big time.
Noahs Diary - Day 287 - Devastating news,our female dog sheeba has died. : back to sex with the wife.
Noahs Diary - Day 598 - I think the four headed giraffe/elephant hybrid has really lost it.Earlier,I over heard him discussing a complex plan to oust me and start an uprising with some of the other animals. In other news,the mushrooms were a nice change instead of tea.
Its like your wifes orgasm... fake... but still cool to be watching. <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cGmMO3Y8a_w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the problem?" "The lousy cheat ran out of my shop without paying me!" "Does this fellow have any distinguishing features?" the officer asked. "Well, yes," the barber replies. "He's carrying one of his ears in his left hand."
History is funny. Over its history, the city of Detroit has presented seven people with the keys to the city. Well, two of them are fictional characters: Santa Claus and Elmo from Sesame Street. The five actual people who have been presented with the keys to the city of Detroit are: the actor James Earl Jones, the neurosurgeon Benjamin Carson, a football star, a sports team owner, and Saddam Hussein. No, really. In 1979, the Reverend Jacob Yasso of the Chaldean Sacred Heart congratulated Saddam Hussein on his presidency. In return, Hussein sent the church $250,000. Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz was Chaldean, and there are tens of thousands of Chaldeans living in the Detroit area. Yasso was sent to Baghdad in 1980 by the Detroit mayor. After receiving the keys to the city, Hussein donated another $200,000 to the church.