Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Polacks at the bar. They've told the divers to fuck off, drinks are included..
Radio transcript: Overheard on the ships radio as the Costa sailed closer to the shore and the captain saw his family: Maaaaama - I'm - a Here! Mam -- ama - heera! Mama Mia! Mama!!!
Subject: Occupy PGA Tour I am a member of golf's 99%. I play golf, but have not yet made it to the professional level!! I have played the game for over 40 years, but have not really put in the practice time and study to be the best. I also probably do not have the skills to really get there either. However, I now feel that I should be paid by the successful professionals for trying. It isn't fair that those players who have worked harder, have studied the game, have better equipment and are stronger and more skilled should make all that money. Oh sure, they have their charities that they give millions of dollars to, but I am sure that they write all that off on their tax returns to reduce paying their fair share. Is that fair? They should pay for my golf, buy me new equipment and pay me some of their winnings. The whole system should be changed to accommodate people like me!! Let's occupy a golf course and demand that those who are better at what they do pay for us who aren't as good. Whining should get us something, like media attention and sympathy from liberals!! Anyone else want to join me!!
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Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.
With Wikipedia down, are there any other sites where someone can masturbate to a long-winded description of porn? Asking for a friend.....
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When I think back On all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all And though my lack of education Hasn't hurt me none I can read the writing on the wall Kodachrome They give us those nice bright colors They give us the greens of summers Makes you think all the world's a sunny day I got a N**** camera I love to take a photograph So mama don't take my Kodachrome away If you took all the girls I knew When I was single And brought them all together for one night I know they'd never match my sweet imagination Everything looks worse in black and white Mama's not taking Mr. Paul Simon's Kidachrome away; the US Bankruptcy court is!