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What did the general do when he learned via twitter that his battle plan was going very badly? He retweeted.
A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard an Italian cruise liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the islands. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, ... Beggars can't be cruisers.
This guy sneaks aboard the cruise liner and jumps into one of the lifeboats to hide. Damn there was already someone else there. Not so bad tho to have a bit of company until he noticed it was the Italian captain.