Jokes 2

Ive poked quite a few of my Facebook friends over the last 6 months, and to those ive poked I'd just like to say... Get yourself down the clinic, just in case

 

lmao...

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I said to my wife "today is my day off and I have to enjoy it. So I
bought 3 movie tickets".

"awww.." she replied, "but why three?"

I said "they are for you and your parents"

 

As a gay ugly fat male, Chaz could also get...

Oh, never mind.

 

I remember something my third grade teacher used to say. She used to say "You show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

No, wait... that wasn't her. That was a guy I met in the Army. I always get those two mixed up.

 

Yahoo News: "Constipated mountain climber finds it hard going"

Stay tuned....

 

Thank-you for calling the Chronic Indecisiveness helpline.

Please select one of the following 15 options.

 

I just watched the directors cut of a porn film, it turns out in the end the "plumber" does fix the washing machine.

 

If you think Seven years of Bad Luck are to much for breaking a Mirror.

Try Breaking a Condom.

 

Very good!