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Angela Merkel was recently asked, "Who is Mitt Romney?"

She replied, "I have no idea. Is it Clinton?"

 

Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield.

What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His @$$hole.

Know what the difference between kinky and perverted is? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

I've learn so much from so many bad decisions that I'm thinking of making a few more.

 

What's the difference between lust and love?

Spit and swallow.

 

just type Santorum in google. read very first link.

 

Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"

 

Santorum





spreadingsantorum.com/


Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

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lol good one nut

 

In other news from the recent Iowa caucus:

Romney comes first, followed by Santorum

 

That is so funny.

 

My Dansing Cousins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tu0PAbW75A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0gMkYUIWOg&feature=related

 

Before you can truly love someone else, first you have to love yourself. Then wash your hands....