The way i see it, there are 3 types of people in this world. Those that are good at math, and those who aren't.
The way I see it, there are two types of people in the world: those who think there are two types of people in the world and the others.
Harvard researchers recently proved that seven out of every group of ten people, when put together, compose approximately 70% of the population!...
It's funny how the same sentence can have two different meanings. My girlfriend refers to her period as "on the blob". Which is exactly how I refer to her when talking about our sexlife.
I watched Mission Impossible last night in a little over two hours. I'm never letting my girlfriend parallel park the car again.
I have just discovered that my daughter has been working at a house of ill repute that is known for having the filthiest whores who will do anything for money. Yep, she's become a Congressional intern.