Jokes 2

My resolution for this coming year: 1024x768

 

I bought the wife some new vibrators for christmas.

A washing machine, a dishwasher and a lawnmower.

 

I got kicked out of class today, after the teacher asked me "What comes after 69?"
..So Apparently, mouth wash isnt the right answer.

 

I was in the city and saw a homeless couple making out.

I shouted over "For fucks sake get a box"

 

I hear ya.

My wife said "Can you get some bleach and some laundry detergent while you're out?"

I said "Can't you wait until you've opened your presents on Christmas?"

 

nut you are on fire today

keep 'em coming

 

Check this out...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used

 

Thanks.

Not only that; I've been told that I'm a "great listener" by many large breasted women.

 

Imagine putting that on your resume.

"Great Listener"

Oh yea, who said that?

Coco, Tiffany, Destiny, Candy....

 

Yeah, Coco is nice... A bit hairy and bent over, big teeth... but VERY strong!